Lyrics
"Started From The Bottom"
Started... Zombie on the track...
[Chorus:]
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here, nigga
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here, nigga
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team fucking here
[Verse 1:]
I done kept it real from the jump
Living at my mama's house we'd argue every mornin'
Nigga, I was trying to get it on my own
Working all night, traffic on the way home
And my uncle calling me like "Where ya at?
I gave you the keys told ya bring it right back"
Nigga, I just think it's funny how it goes
Now I'm on the road, half a million for a show
And we...
[Chorus:]
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here, nigga
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team fucking here,
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here nigga
[Verse 2:]
Boys tell stories about the man
Say I never struggled, wasn't hungry, yeah, I doubt it, nigga
I could turn your boy into the man
There ain't really much I hear that's poppin' off without us, nigga
We just want the credit where it's due
I'm a worry about me, give a fuck about you
Nigga, just as a reminder to myself
I wear every single chain, even when I'm in the house
Cause we...
[Chorus:]
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here, nigga
[Bridge:]
No new niggas, nigga we don't feel that
Fuck a fake friend, where you real friends at?
We don't like to do too much explaining
Story stays the same I never changed it
No new niggas, nigga we don't feel that
Fuck a fake friend, where you real friends at?
We don't like to do too much explaining
Story stay the same through the money and the fame
Cause we...
[Chorus:]
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team fucking here
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here, nigga
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now my whole team here, nigga
Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom now the whole team here nigga
Review
Above is the video for Drake's newest single "Started from the Bottom,"
which he released last night around the time that he won the Grammy for
Best Rap Album. That's either a really great coincidence, or Drake took
a shot in the dark, hoping his song about being the best would coincide
with him winning a gigantic award that would imply he was the best, and
actually hitting paydirt. Also, he drunkenly announced his album title
to Ryan Seacrest. It's called
Nothing was the Same, and it is way less fun to repeat silently to yourself than "Seacrest out."
Anyways, the video echoes a lot of his recent Instagram pictures,
which means that Drake was engaging in an elaborate social media teaser
campaign that was so elaborate that we didn't even understand what was
going on, or this is just the stuff that Drake does every day and he
decided to film some of it. Either way, here's a really blurry screen
shot from "Started from the Bottom" where Drake's making a hilarious
face:
Was Drake a childhood soccer star before he started playing on
Degrassi?
Does it matter? Fuck no, we're in the post-credibility era of hip-hop.
Rick Ross was a prison guard, and Drake might have been a shitty soccer
player as a child. All that matters is what is immediately in front of
us.
So if Drake's Bottom that he started at is Canadian youth league
recreational soccer, what's Here? Being the sad, sad boy king riding
around in his all-white Ghost in the snow and then ghostriding it.
Somebody call the lyrics to "Lord Knows," because shit has officially gotten very spooky.
We cut from Phantomland to a couple shots of Drizzy's mom (awwww), and
we then join our noble hero Aubrey "Drake" Graham working the night
shift with his goofball buddies at Shoppers Drug Mart, which is like
Walgreens but for Canada. According to Canada.com,
this part of the video was shot in Binbrook, Ontario. He gets named
Night Manager of the pharmacy, which seems like something that would
happen to Drake even though it very probably didn't. More importantly,
one of the dudes he works with looks EXACTLY like Dan Deacon, to the
point where I sent an email to Deacon's publicist asking for
confirmation, only to receive a very bemused reply explaining that Dan
Deacon was not, in fact, in that video, and it's actually just one of
the dudes from the "HYFR"
video but with a more robust beard. Still, here's a side-by-side of
Pharmacy Guy and Dan Deacon, just to prove that I'm not a psycho.
Anyways I was wrong, but I stand by my initial confusion. After an
interlude that's so horrifying and terrible on every single level that
it's actually kind of perfect, Drake goes bowling, which is definitely
something that he's Instagrammed about before. This part of the video is
kind of boring other than the conceptual humor in thinking about how
the most famous rapper under 30 is really into bowling. Fortunately it's
short.
We then find Drake having a party at what looks like the official OVOXO
clubhouse, wearing a t-shirt with his own song's name on it as well as
the type of torn, faded jeans that haven't been cool ever. As with
literally everything else Drake does, it's fine because it just is.
After that, Drake stunts while standing next to a "Started from the
Bottom" a billboard for a minute, and then sings, "No new n—as, n—a" to a
passed-out girl while they're riding in a private jet. This time, the
overt horribleness of the scene is offset by his soccer ball jacket,
which in addition to being really silly adds to the thematic continuity
of the opening part. This is probably Drake's most "Acting" video ever,
as evidenced by this GIF of him getting to fly said private jet and
having his hand slapped by the pilot:
The video concludes at what I can only assume to be Yolo Estate,
which is a beachfront paradise where they apparently let you bring a
camera crew. Drake does a bunch of dumb dances, people ride golf carts
unsafely, Noah "40" Shebib wears a "No New Friends" t-shirt to enhance
the sense of melancholy bacchanalia, and then can you say POOL PARTY!?!?
Drake is operating at Peak Yolo, and I couldn't be happier for him.
Still, the idea that Drake "Started from the Bottom" is bullshit to the
point where it's an insult to the concept of bottoms. He was a star on
Degrassi
before he was a famous rapper, and though by all accounts Canadian TV
stars get paid middle-class wages, even if Drake was supporting his
family on his own, he still was definitely not broke. And also, the fact
that he was already in the entertainment industry and had built a name
for himself made it vastly easier for him to become a famous rapper,
because he was already comfortable in front of crowds, probably knew
some pretty important people, and had more face recognition than, say,
k-os when he was starting out.
However, I don't doubt that Drake's version of "the bottom" is
appealing and realistic to a whole lot of people. The point of the
"Started from the Bottom" video seems to be to paint Drake as yet
another hip-hop Horatio Alger, a dude who Night Manages his way from
Shoppers Drug Mart into an estate with a pool that he gets to jump into
while fully clothed. And to some, I'm sure that's a lot more realistic
and attainable narrative than one presented by, say, 2 Chainz when he
says, "Started from the trap, now I rap," because 2 Chainz's story
involves selling drugs, while Drake's involves running a Shoppers Drug
Mart.
